The NoPhoPro is a quasi-formalized method of getting a good group photo of a large number of individuals where there is no central authority (or poor recognition thereof,) not everyone is in the know, and there is perhaps little cohesion. It was developed by the Ungisphere Department of Counter-Ennui for the Ungisphere, where not everyone knows each other, nor who is HNIC, and are a lot of fiercely independent New Yorkers who hate being told what to do. It is named after long-time Ungisphere captain David Noto because... it rhymes.
OUTLINE:
1. Initiate by saying "Class Photo." This is a specific and iconic code word of sorts that signals to people who know what to do that it has begun.
2. People who are down with No.P.P. ("seeders") then gather in a group photo formation. The goal is 1 - 4 rows of people, depending on group size, with the front row sitting or reclining, the next row back squatting or kneeling, then standing, then--if applicable--standing on something (or just very tall.) Seeders should start with the standing row and squatting/kneeling row.
3. The person operating the camera ("cam-op") begins taking (or pretending to take) photos. Typically just the sight of this is enough to prompt other people--who may not be aware of the protocol--("others") to glom on to the group; a snowballing effect. Seeders assist by inviting people into the formation. A cam-op should always take several photos, even if everyone is cooperating and frozen in a good pose.
4. A persuasive or bossy person ("director") will then begin adjusting people to pretty up the shot. Director and cam-op can be (and usually is) the same person. This involves, where possible, any or all of: arranging people by height (and importance,) shifting for symmetry, balancing out rows, repositioning to fit and fill the photo frame. Seeders assist by eagerly moving as directed and persuasively encouraging others to do the same.
5. Signal to end and break up (by director): "Class dismissed."
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2015-01-04
The Noto Photo Protocol
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2013-07-05
Cactus Pete - Cliff Jumping
2012-12-15
2012-09-05
Cactus Pete - Yachting
2012-07-31
Cactus Pete - On The Quester I
2012-07-24
Cactus Pete - Bridge Jumping
2012-07-15
Cactus Pete - Exalting Dog
2012-06-06
Cactus Pete - Neo-Hippie Commune
2012-01-22
Cactus Pete - Latin Hoe-Downing
2011-09-23
Cactus Pete - Camp Boosh Ball Pit
2011-09-09
2011-08-13
Cactus Pete - Vertical Planking
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2011-07-11
Cactus Pete - Guerrilla Boating
Pit Lick
2011-07-10
Cactus Pete - Is Climbing a Mountain
2011-07-04
Cactus Pete - Celebrating Independence
2011-06-20
2011-06-18
How To Find The Ungisphere
1. Navigate to 42nd St. and 6th Ave. Bryant Park will be to the South (downtown) and East of this intersection.
2. Go to the North (uptown) edge of the lawn (i.e. the side next to 42nd St.)
3a. If Cactus Pete is deployed, look for Cactus Pete. He will be close to the middle of the lawn roughly one third of the way back from the screen.
3b. If Cactus Pete is absent, look beyond the lawn for the carousel and align yourself with it. Then look for Lorangeland--a patch of orange sheets.
And/or look in the middle of the lawn for familiar faces.
4. Home in.
Ungisphere Primer
2. Go to the North (uptown) edge of the lawn (i.e. the side next to 42nd St.)
3a. If Cactus Pete is deployed, look for Cactus Pete. He will be close to the middle of the lawn roughly one third of the way back from the screen.
3b. If Cactus Pete is absent, look beyond the lawn for the carousel and align yourself with it. Then look for Lorangeland--a patch of orange sheets.
And/or look in the middle of the lawn for familiar faces.
4. Home in.
Ungisphere Primer
2010-08-09
The Life and Times of Cactus Pete
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