2010-10-01

Oolongian Tips & Tricks: Ways to Create a Super Persona...

... that will not bore us into a coma.

A. Heroize an Extant Costume.
Take a costume you already have, add a typical superhero/villain mask, boots, and over-underwear, append "Super" to the name, and Ta-dah! Super Slutty Nurse!

B. Mod a Stock Costume.
Take a common standard character and modify it.
e.g. Get a cheap Spiderman costume (from Ricky's), add Jew hat and Jew sideburns... Isaac Spiderman (SPEE-der-muhn.)

C. Superfy a Characteristic.
Pick something you are known for, would *like* to be known for, or consider yourself to embody, exaggerate it and build an identity around that.
For example, perhaps you are of Italian descent, have a penchant for Italian sparkling wine, some sort of insider connection to an Italian restaurant in SoHo, and own 2 luxury sports cars... Mr. Italy! Weapons: Prosecco. Transport: Ferraris. Lair: I Tre Merli
Perhaps you are a rough-and-tumble sort who loves college fraternity-style parties that pay tribute to Classical Roman hedonism... Toga Man!
Or perhaps you own 2 more rabbits than the average for a Downtown Manhattan apartment-dweller... The Bunnymaster

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